I broke out in hives this morning. It happens from time to time, though the hives have been making more frequent appearances lately because whether or not I want to admit it, I am stressed about being unemployed.
Usually the hives appear on my forearm, or down the side of my neck. They hang around for a day or two, then skip away quietly. This morning was different, however. They appeared on my stomach. I would be irritated about them except this time they reminded me of a childhood experience that I thought would be great to share. Let's face it, sometimes fodder for my blog hits me out of nowhere.
When I was around 6 years old, we were visiting some of my parents' friends for the evening. Their kids were older than I was, in their teens, but they played with me. They were rather cool. They lived on a farm. It was a small farm, with a couple of cows, a horse (maybe two), lots of dogs, some chickens, and maybe a goat (or that could have been my little brother, it's kind of fuzzy now). I remember we were catching fireflies (a.k.a. lightning bugs), starting at early dusk. We we were putting the fireflies we caught into a jar with a lid, but air holes were punched in the lid so as not to kill them (though I don't understand that logic because the older kids were taking the bugs and smashing them on their shirts so their shirts would glow, killing the bugs anyway).
I was so excited. Mainly because these older cool kids were playing with me instead of ignoring me. I ran around like a little pixie, running and jumping and laughing and catching the fireflies. I saw a HUGE firefly, the largest one I'd ever seen. His light was the twice the size as the others. I had to have him damn it! I chased him, and just as he flew over the fence toward the horse, I jumped, grabbed hold of the fence and reached...wait...I've just grabbed hold of an electric fence!
My entire body was shaking and jerking, and my teeth were rattling like a bag of marbles! I couldn't move. I couldn't let go. I was captured like a fly in a web (only this web was belting out some powerful jolts). I remember the bigger kids trying to pry my hands off of the fence, and it wasn't easy. After a few seconds though, they had finally freed me.
They carried me into the house where the adults were and I was shaking and my speech was a bit slow and stuttering. I had welts all over my stomach and arms an legs that looked like I'd swallowed a bunch of rats and the rats were trying to scratch their way out from the inside. May hair was standing up straight (yes, that really does happen) and I felt like I'd just come back from the dead.
I don't remember much after that. My parents and their friends had brought some cool clothes in to put on my head (oh, yeah, I had a headache too), and they were cooing over me and so sorry about what had happened. I remember thinking that I was like a superhero now or something. I'd survived being shocked and I could probably shoot gamma rays from my eyes, hitting my sister and brother and melting them into oblivion if I wanted.
Turns out I didn't acquire super powers, just some minor scratches and welts that healed within a few days and my hair didn't stick up the next morning. I can tell you that I did not even consider catching fireflies after that, and when I see those greenish-yellow lights in my backyard now, I shudder. I myself was a "firefly" that long ago night so I have walked in their shoes (or flown in their wings...) and that's as close as I ever need to get to them again.
--Fortuitous Observer