Top 5 Imaginative Phrases I Stumbled Upon Today

For some odd reason, today, I encountered juicy tidbits of phraseology that were too good not to jot down.  Here they are, in no particular order:

 

1. Shake up the wake up tree.
2. When your brain says horses, don't contort yourself looking for zebras. 
3. Dysfunction is a dance for two.
4. Where does the high road end and doormat-land begin?
5. Saying, "Um, do I smell bad?" is not being clingy*

*From an older Carolyn Hax column I ran across today

 

--Fortuitous Observer